Welcome to the first annual Film Bizarro Awards!
This annual celebration contains films that we have reviewed from the start of Film Bizarro (around October 2008) up until 20 July 2009. The reason we decided to do it now and not in October is because we had exactly 200 titles reviewed when we started on this (a few more now when this is online. 204 now to be exact). Next year (2010, duh), will probably be either around the same time as now, or around October. Doesn't really matter, as long as it happens, am I right?
Note: All of the films below have been agreed upon by both Ronny and Preston to have the spot they have. Even if one of us has a different individual opinion on a title, this is the best list we could possibly agree on. Keep this in mind.
CLICK HERE FOR THE LIST OF ALL FILMS WE REVIEWED DURING THE PERIOD
(To help you know which films were running in the "contest")
FEEL THE AWARDS IS STUPID AND RANDOM 'CAUSE IT'S NOT YEARLY RELEASES?
I hope this clears things up.
Without further ado!
BEST FILMS
Cannibal! The Musical
Thriller: A Cruel Picture
August Underground
Revenge of Billy The Kid
Blood Feast 2
BEST SPLATTER
Bone Sickness
BEST EXPLOITATION
Thriller: A Cruel Picture
BEST DOCUMENTARY
Orozco The Embalmer
BEST SHORT FILM
The Cat With Hands
BEST NUDITY
Roxanna
BEST ANIMATION
Tephrasect
BEST SURREALISM
LOOP
BEST DIRECTOR
Trey Parker (Cannibal! The Musical)
BEST LEAD ACTOR
Bruce Campbell (My Name Is Bruce)
BEST LEAD ACTRESS
Christina Lindberg (Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Journey To Japan, Sex And Fury)
BEST GORE EFFECTS
Murder Collection Vol. 1
BEST MONSTER EFFECTS
Revenge of Billy The Kid
BEST COMPILATION DVD
L'Èrotisme
BEST WORST FILM
Burial Ground
WORST FILM
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
WORST LEAD ACTOR
Peter Bark (Burial Ground)
WORST LEAD ACTRESS
Michele Grey (Chainsaw Cheerleaders)
WORST DIRECTOR
Lucifer Valentine 666 (Slaughtered Vomit Dolls)
WORST GORE EFFECTS
Colonel Kill Motherfuckers
WORST MONSTER EFFECTS
Cameron's Closet
SICKEST FILMS
Nekro
August Underground's Mordum
FUNNIEST FILMS
Cannibal! The Musical
Special Dead
Redneck Zombies
My Name Is Bruce
Danger! 50,000 Zombies!
WEIRDEST FILMS
I Never Left The White Room
Jungfrau Am Abgrund
Convulsion Expulsion
Psychic TV: First Transmission
Fetus
BIGGEST POSITIVE SURPRISES
Gorotica
Angst
Razorback
Eden Lake
100 Tears
BIGGEST NEGATIVE SURPRISES
Isle of the Damned
Night Of A 1000 Cats
Angel of Death
This Hollow Sacrament
Vedma
If you have any feedback, or if you have any ideas for categories for next year, feel free to contact us.
